The Smiling Machine
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JoeBot Card Co.
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"If you're going to pay someone else to say it,
make it mean something"
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For years now, I have created holiday cards for family and friends. I would pour my heart into the pictures and captions, but perhaps the most important aspect was the empty space. I have left ample room for you to write a few words to let someone know what is on your mind.
Of course, there is no better way to say that you care than buying mass-produced merchandise for your loved ones. That's what the Smiling Machine is all about. Your loved ones. We will force them to smile.
With the encouragement of great friends and shop-owners willing to put my cards on their shelves, the Joebotic arts are finally available for public consumption. Keep checking back for the upcoming releases--from irreverent Holiday greetings to morbid All-Occasion cards.
The Smiling Machine is a work in progress--so we're working our asses off. We aim to please, and there's a laser-sight on your forehead. All proceeds go toward potential futility and low-cost hedonism.
Thank you for your support, and please pray for our immortal souls.
Peace, Love, and Capitalism,
JoeBot
Thanks to:
Art Perfetti for PhotoShop editing
Rosemary Haskins for website design
Kristy Cannon for "JoeBot Portrait"
and creative midwifery
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